LIFE ON SALE?

LIFE ON SALE? I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams   I have been quite silent of late, and by silent I don’t mean I stopped talking, we both know the chances of me shutting the hell up are as good as that of meat balls falling from the sky. How cool would that be just … Continue reading LIFE ON SALE?

Bad Week

“I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?” Bill Watterson I am having a crazy week, completely insane and i am beginning to think that may be, just maybe i could be jinxed. its only Wednesday and trust you me friday has never seemed so far. As i write this piece i am in a secure undisclosed location somewhere … Continue reading Bad Week

Sunday School Cheater

Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams – they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do – they all contain truths. Muhammad Ali I make pretty bad decisions in life. Very awkward, irrational and stupid decisions. I cannot keep count of all these unthoughtful decisions I make but I believe the number is  unimaginable considering how “smoothly” my life runs. Even … Continue reading Sunday School Cheater

Rejected fish

I take rejection as someone blowing a bugle in my ear to wake me up and get going, rather than retreat. Sylvester Stallone I am scared of so many things, completely frightened that the thought of this things give me jitters. For example I am scared of a possible alien invasion. Yeah you are probably wondering, but this things you least expect are the ones … Continue reading Rejected fish